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Left Toes: SnooooOOOooore..... Snork! Hmmm....! I could have sworn I heard someone calling to me.
Right Toes: You did you dip stick. Wake up.... it's spring... it's time to come out of hibernation.
Left Toes: I can't hear you.... I... just a minute..... ah, that's better. I couldn't hear you very well inside my slipper.
Right Toes: I know... since Christmas when she got the slippers I've been feeling awfully lonely. All I do is sleep. Usually I shiver my way through winter but not this year. It's been lovely and warm and she never wore socks at all. I love slippers. I've never slept so good in all my life!
Left Toes: SHUT UP... now you've done it you said the S word. She doesn't know yet does she?!!!
Right Toes: Nope, I don't think so.
Brain: I seem to hear you guys talking about S---- again! What the heck are you guys on about now? Are you complaining? Of course you are. You always complain. Well, I'm not wearing socks... you've got new slippers so that should keep you warm.
Feet: Noooo, we're not complaining....
Left Toes: As a matter of a fact I was just saying how lovely and cozy I've been this winter.... please, please, please, keep the slippers.
Brain: Ahh you like the slippers eh? I thought you might.
Feet: Yeah, it's been a very luxurious winter. I haven't been cold at all.
Brain: Hey! Do you guys hear that.... what is that sound?
Feet: Oh that...
Left Toes: I told you to keep your mouth shut.
Right Toes: Well, should we tell her?
Left Toes: We have no choice really and she'll just find out anyway.
Brain: What are you two muttering about?
Feet: That noise you hear?..... that's the socks on strike!
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