Good Morning (I Say In A Sing Song Voice While Gritting My Teeth)

I cut my hair before Christmas. I used to have nice long hair... What the hell was I thinking... I took the scissors to it and it looked quite nice for about two weeks... Now it looks like I stuck my finger in a light socket... or you know those rats I was using as cuss words yesterday.... yes well, they got into my hair and made quite a nest there....

I like long hair. Long hair is easy to deal with... you braid it at night and brush it in the morning and put a buckle or band in it and it's done. No styling. No fussing. Simple.  It suits me well. I've never been one of those people who likes to spend time making myself look nice (I gave up on that years ago)... I'm the kind of gal that shaves her pits once a year when the hair starts to look like it needs to be combed. I shave my legs in the summer when I wear skirts... and I don't wear them very often any more. Teapot says that the fur there is quite cuddly. But God help me if the nose hairs starts to get long.

I just heard on the radio that those nail dryers that people use to bake a nail polish onto their finger nails causes cancer. Well... Duh! I'm not one for nail polish either other than a little on my toe nails in summer. I don't dye my hair, though sometimes I think Lucy Neatby's hairstyle would be cool. I don't perm my hair either. I kind of have this thing about making myself over. I look in the mirror and other than the 70 extra pounds I'm carrying around I'm pretty happy with myself. Nice eyes... check. Decent skin.... check. Shiny hair.... check. Interesting hands.... check. Somewhat straight teeth.... check. (I would get rid of the mole that has developed on my chin... but that's an aging thing....) My best parts are my cute wee ears (not good for listening with)  and my handsome feet.... (generally I don't like feet but mine look ok)! If I could wish something for everyone on the planet it would be that they are satisfied with themselves when they look in the mirror.

Still that rats nest on the back of my head is really p-----g me off!!!