Further Conversations (It Get's Quite Interesting Around here Sometimes)

Toes (left foot):  Brrr it is sooo cold....

Toes (right foot): Yeah I'm frozen too.  I wouldn't mind a pair of socks you know....

Toes: (lf): Yep, it's that time of the year when she freezes us out... it's cold in the morning and she just refuses to wear socks....

Brain (both sides!): What's that?!  Did I hear the dreaded word..... Did I hear the S word?!

Toes (all together): Oh no no no we didn't say anything.....

Toes (lf): How did she hear that.... I only whispered!

Toes (rf): Yeah but she hears everything especially when it comes to socks. You know socks are her nemesis.

Brain (bs): I heaaarrr you! Shut up about the d-mn socks.... it's only August for God's sake.... I will not go find socks yet.....

Toes (all together): But we're coooollllddddd! How can you do this to us.... we carry you around all the time and you never treat us properly..... you just let us freeze to death.... it's not faaaaiiiiirrr!

Brain (bs): Stop whining.... you'll get socks in time... when the weather gets cold.... it's still only summer and we don't even open the (beep) drawer until October.... you have a full month and a half to go yet... besides.... it's all in your imagination....

Toes (all together): but you are our imagination!....

Brain (bs): Oh yeah....

Brain (left side): They do have a point you know....

Brain (right side): Whose side are you on anyway.....

Brain (all together): Look quit whining... it won't do you any good... you know how we feel about socks and we will not go and look for socks until October.... so it is no good to whine.

Toes (all together): WE WANT SOCKS! WE WANT SOCKS! WE WANT SOC....

Brain (all together): Ohhhh now you're chanting at me... like that will get you anywhere... I REFUSE TO FIND SOCKS!!!

Toes: You are such a meany.... Look we are soo cold and you are not taking good care of us...

Brain: Well we could negotiate something..... how about flip flops.... would that be ok?

Toes: Anything at this point....

Later.

Brain: How does that feel?

Toes: Much better!

Toes (left side): Are you really feeling better?

Toes (right side): No I'm still frozen.... look I'm even turning BLUE!!!!