Me (left brain): la tee da tee da.... oh this is good writing for the blog.....
Me (right brain): No it is not you imbecile......
Me (lb): What.... who's that talking back.....
Me (rb): It's me you nut case..... you think you are so smart and you are soooo totally NOT!
Me (lb): I am not stupid and what is wrong with this writing?!
Me (rb): It sucks.... who wants to hear about all this sh-- that you are writing about.... you might as well write about your bathroom habits.... it would be more interesting....
Me ( lb): Waaaaaa!
Me (rb): Oh stop sniveling.... I'm giving you a helping hand here.....
Me (lb): (sniff, sniff) well what do you think I should write about?
Me (rb): I think you should write about the huge fire and how the house burned down and how life will never be the same again now that the insurance company won't give you insurance money because the house burned down in a wild forest fire and it was an act of God and they don't cover that kind of thing.....
Me (lb): but that is so NOT TRUE! You can't talk about stuff that is not true......
Me (rb): Well I suppose you want to write some insipid poem..... get over yourself.... who cares if it is NOT TRUE... just write it.... it's interesting.... well at least more interesting than writing about what you did today and what you plan on doing and the weather and cra- like that!!!!!
Me (lb): But the leaves are so pretty now that they are turning and I was going to talk about how nice it is to get up early and look out at the fog with the sun burning through and the beautiful colours now that the trees are turning yellow and orange...
Me (rb): Sh--! If anyone wanted to know about that all they would have to do is go on some stupid tour of the Maritimes in October.... or look out their own window....
Me (lb): Well I could talk about all the cool things I have been spinning and the nice 12 t.p.i. yarn I spun....
Me (rb): Look nobody wants to hear about that.... why don't you talk about how the dam burst and the whole valley was flooded and you are so miserable because you can never paddle the Peace again! Yeah and you could say that the neighbour's dog drowned and they had to taken out on a helicopter..... Yeah... that would be cool....
Me (lb); Listen here, you.... I told you I am not writing things that are not true! I will write about Daughter #1 riding her horse and how she is teaching Daughter #2 to ride and maybe I'll even post some pictures.....
Me (rb): For God's sake!! You'll have everyone snoring if you write about that cra-! At least say that Daughter #1 was thrown from her horse and she can't ride for the next 6 weeks and she is teaching her sister how not to fall off a horse and she is not looking forward to going back to school because the bullies will push her around and make her life miserable and she might rebreak her leg and therefore she should be home schooled....and....
Me (lb): ONLY TRUE STUFF I SAID!
Me (rb): Oh all right...... but just remember... I told you so.....
Me (lb): they will love it because I have such an interesting life!
Me (rb): snore (yeah right like your life is so awesomely interesting.... you belong on Oprah!)
Me (left brain): la tee da tee da.... oh this is good writing for the blog.....
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