Damn... it's a boy and he's black..... he's also supper..... well, next year anyway.....
Kracker: Hmm.... something just fell out of my butt.
Mishka: Hey did you know something just fell out of your butt..... that's weird.... what is it? It looks like a very short necked alien.
Jonas: Arggghhhh!
Kracker: Hmmm... what is this thing? It smells like me.... it looks like me.... hmmm... maybe I'd better lick all this gunk off to get a better look.
Mishka: I wanna see too..... I'm coming around to look.
Jonas: Waaahh!!! I'm cold and I can't see anything. Oh wait now... I think I see something... what is this thing licking me.... oh! ah!.... I think I smell something yummy!
Jonas: Could you stop licking me?! I'm trying to get to the nice smelling part of you. I can't get these long things under me to work. What's happening?
Kracker: It's trying to move.... gak.... it's trying to lick my belly.... hmmm.... that's weird.
Mishka: I still can't figure out what it is.
Jonas: Gak! What the heck are you..... I sure hope you are not my momma.... hey what is this.... ahhhh ... what's going on? One minute I smell milk, and the next I'm getting checked out by this big woolly white thing.
Mishka: See I told you something fell out of your butt..... it is kind of cute though.
Kracker: Slurp.... I think it is a baby.... Oh my God..... it's a baby!?!!!!!.... how did that happen... I bet that big black balogna butt with the curly horns had something to do with this last fall. He kept jumping on me and shoving something where the sun don't shine.
Mishka: Hey you guys come and look at this..... uhhh... ain't it cute....
Jonas: Whaaahhhh..... I want milk..... I wish these stupid legs would work.
Krunch: Hey.... I'm an Auntie.....
Kracker: Yeah well... you wait.... I saw that big curly horned balogna butt jumping on you too!
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