So yesterday as things turned out I did not stay at home. I, on the spur of the moment, got into my truck as the Dear Ones were leaving for school and took my spinning wheel and headed into FSJ for a day of spinning with some friends. There wasn't a whole lot of spinning going on but we did have fun. It was a lovely day full of sunshine and happy talk and laughter. It was the epitome of good friends getting together for a mid-winter pick me up. RG and SK and SC and moi chatted and gabbed and we even did a little spinning (a very little though). It was great. RG showed us all the things that she was working on or had finished... and made us all completely jealous and SK showed me all the collectables that she has collected recently (like the most beautiful bobbins for bobbin lace and 18th century pin cushions) gorgeous and wee glass spinning wheels... awesome. The SC came by for a quick lesson on the Inkle loom and soon the day turned into a show and tell fest. Along about 2:45 I figured it was time to get going and leave for home.... besides I had a quick stop at the grocery store to make before heading out over the road. That took a little longer than I had planned but I was on the road and headed for home by 4 p.m. By this time the sun had gone behind the clouds and the sky was starting to close in. I had Narmin with me in the truck and I knew he would need to stop somewhere for a quick pee break. I figured this would be best done once I got back into the valley and there wasn't so much traffic on the road. Well this turned out to be a stupid thought since it was Friday (the 13th) and every Tom, Dick, and Harry was headed in to town from the oilfields for a night of heavy drinking no doubt. (There have been a number of accidents around here of late with drinking and driving and oilfield workers : \)It was only after I got back into the valley that I was able to find a place to pull out and give Narmin a little walk about. He did his pee in short order and we were back on the road in no time flat. But it was then that I realized that I now needed to pee too. Only we had just past the only bathrooms between FSJ and HH. Oh oh! Well I carried on for a little while in the hopes that I would make it home before my back teeth began to float. But I knew before too long that I was defeated. Damn! I would have to pull off somewhere to relieve myself. It was then that I thought of a fairly private spot. I could pull in there and it would be far enough off the road that I would be able to do what I needed and nobody from the road would see me. I started to scheme.... I would pull in with the driver's side away from the road... I would open the door step out and do what I needed really quick between the two doors of the truck. That would work.
By the time I stopped I was almost desperate. Very quickly I did what needed to be done, and pulled up my pants in short order. I jumped back in to the truck, and that's when I noticed something different about the roadside pullout that I had never seen there before. There was a new sign..... a sign that said something about the BC Hydro group doing monitoring for moose, elk, and deer for studies related to the new Site C damn. And that's when I notice the strange looking little divices on the front of the sign attached to the mesh wire... Oh Dear! I thought.... what's that!???
I drove away in a rush knowing full well that the next time someone checks the monitoring device in front of which I had just pee'd, they will probably need to go to hospital from the shock of it all!
And me... well I laughed all the rest of the way home!!!
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