Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Twas The Night Before A Knitters Christmas

I am up to my ears with no reprieve in sight. Three socks to go and they have to be ready on Christmas Eve morning... I can't even finish them on Christmas Eve day. We will be going for a Christmas brunch at our friends house on Christmas Eve and somewhere in there I need to do a painting and make Raisin bread toutons (pronounced towt'ns). So I'm madly off in all directions as I have to be at the Cameron Lake centre to piss away an hour pick up Teapot and Daughter #1 from their camping trip.... and I'm still not finished all the shopping.... I have AB-SO-LUTE-LY NO-THING for Teapot! Argh..... so it is 6:52 a.m. and I have 3 hours before I go to get them.... I HAVE to knit.

Finished the Christmas newsletter for the PCSW last night late.... you can go here to view it.

In the meantime, I read this Knitter's version of Twas the Night before Christmas, on another blog. I really enjoyed it and thought you might too....enjoy!

‘Twas The Knitters Night Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all around me,
Was unfinished knitting not under the tree.
The stockings weren’t hung by the chimney with care,
’cause the heels and the toes had not a stitch there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
but I had not finished the caps for their heads.
Dad was asleep; he was no help at all,
And the sweater for him was six inches too small.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I put down my needles to see what was the matter.
Away to the window, I flew like a flash,
Tripped over my yarn and fell down with a crash.

The tangle of yarn, lay deep as the snow
And reminded me how much I still had to go.
Out on my lawn, I heard such a noise,
I thought it would wake both dad and the boys.

And though I was tired, my brain was a bit thick,
I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick.
But what I heard then sure left me perplexed,
For the names that I heard weren't what I expected.

“Move Ashford; move Lopi; move Addie and Clover,
Move Reynolds; move Starmore; move Fraylic–move over”
“Paton, don’t circle just stand in the line.
Come now, you sheep, you're working just fine!

I know it’s hard Noro, it’s just your first year,
I’d hate to go back to eight tiny reindeer.”
I peered over the sill, what I saw was amazing,
Eight woolly sheep on my lawn all a’grazing.

And then, in a twinkle, I heard at the door
Santa’s feet coming ‘cross the front porch floor.
I rose from my knees and got back on my feet,
And as I turned round Saint Nick, I did meet.

He was dressed all in wool from his head to his toe
And his clothes were handknit from above to below.
A bright Fairisle sweater he wore on his back,
and his toys were all stuffed in an Aran knit sack.

His cap was a wonder of bobbles and lace,
A beautiful frame for his rosy red face.
The scarf round his neck could have stretched for a mile,
And the socks peeking over his boots were Arrrrrrgyle.

The back of his mittens bore an intricate cable,
And suddenly on one I spied a small label.
SC was stitched, right there, on the cuff,
“Hey Nick," I asked, "did you knit all this stuff?”

He proudly replied “Ho-ho, yes I did,
I learned how to knit when I was a kid.”
He was chubby and plump, a quite well-dressed old man,
And I laughed to myself for I’d thought up a plan!

I flashed him a grin and jumped up in the air,
And the next thing he knew he was tied to a chair.
He spoke not a word, but looked in his lap
Where I’d laid my needles and yarn for a cap.

He quickly began knitting, first one cap, then two;
For the first time I thought I’d really get through.
He put heels on the stockings and toes in some socks
While I sat back drinking Scotch on the rocks!

So quickly like magic, his needles, they flew,
Soon, he was finished. It was quarter to two.
He sprang for his sleigh when I let him go free,
And over his shoulder he looked back at me.

And I heard him exclaim as he sailed past the moon,
“Next year start your knitting sometime around June!

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