Friday, March 4, 2011

Oh What I Can Do With My Head

I've been sucked into a cartoon.
It ain't easy being green...
"Ahhhh... My head's exploding."
I always wondered what it was like to be a fish.
Cyclops maybe?
Didn't I see this in a cartoon one time?!
I can't take it anymore maybe I should just pull my head in like a turtle.
Surprise! 2 heads. Oh there's just too much of me.
I think I was in one of Picasso's dreams. Or maybe it was Salvadore Dali.
Hm... If I really looked like this I'd have to go kill myself.
Didn't Helena Bonham Carter look like this recently in Alice in Wonderland? I think I should go pluck my eyebrows.
Brian Mulroney syndrome.

Angelina Jolie's lips just wouldn't work on me.
Ok.. that's just freaky.
Help!!! I look like a shark. Hmm... I wonder if I have all the teeth too.
The evil one. I just need the horns... oh sorry they're there you can't see them but I can feel them. Mwa ha ha!
Ah... thanks girls I'm back to normal now... well, better than a putty head anyway.

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