Friday, October 22, 2010

On The First Day Of Winter

I came home from Knit Night last night and what do my wondering eyes see?.... A whole lot of sheep, an alpaca, and.... d-mn! There's the $@#%#$%^$ llama on the loose!!!! The sheep and Mishka were easy to get back in the paddock. Honeydew... the $^$%&%&%@#@!*&^(&**%@! llama is still on the loose.

I am not going through this crap again. We did not chase her.... we did not try to get her back... we left the gate open to her paddock with the sheep fastened well under lock and key... we went to bed and hoped that she would get the message and miss her barn.... Yeah!!! That was pointless. Honeydew is a pain in the you know where.

I am not someone who just throws caution to the wind and wants to go slaughtering animals willy nilly. But this is the last time that llama will go sneaking off into the world. She obviously has a penchant for independence. Well, she has till 3:30 p.m. this afternoon to wander back into the paddock. I can not have this creature terrorizing the neighbours again. So at that point if she is still wandering around our yard she will be meeting her maker to be polite..... dispatched..... barbecue.....

It's snowing out.... and while I should be looking out the window in wonder at the white world around me with a hot steaming cup of coffee, I'm agonizing over the big snit wandering around my yard.... (that's the llama about which, I can't say enough bad at this moment.)

In the horror of an animal on the loose from my farm... irritating the neighbours..... eating other farmer's hay..... the white pristine snow that I was sooooo looking forward to has been passed over and is not having the effect that I was hoping for... irritating to say the least. The snow is drifting groundward quite peacefully but the !%#$^$%&%& llama is really not making me feel pristine, quiet, peaceful or anything even remotely resembling peace... I am saying words that I will have to pray about for many weeks... argh!

While the first day of winter is actually two months away.... having the snow falling down is really rather a bit like the first day of winter.....

I'll end off here by wishing you all a much more peaceful day than mine..... I'm off to find out where the #^%^*^*^%^$## stupid.....

 Ah.... there she is... the stupid #@%#^^&%^^*&*&&(

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