Sunday, September 19, 2010

How To Figure Out When Summer Is Over

1a. Daughter #1 comes home from school with a cold.

1b. Mother (that's moi) catches the cold and gets really congested.

2. Teapot goes off into the bush on the weekends with a gun.... looking for moose or elk.

3a. The bedroom windows remain closed...... even at night.

3b. The spider webs around the outside of the above window are visible because of morning frost.

4. The bright morning light does not wake us anymore.

5a. I begin to think about slippers and s---ks!

5b. I begin looking at thousands of s--k patterns  online and picking out all the favorites that I will never knit.

6. Going outdoors means looking through the closet for something to put on over your regular clothes.

7. Knitting is a pleasure and not a hot sticky pass time.

8. The Sears Christmas catalogue shows up and you actually feel like looking at it.

9.  You have to turn on the lights around supper time.

10 a. The grass turns green.

10 b. It snows...... waaaah! All the mountains are white in the back country.... we've been watching the mountains now for over a week and they turned white three nights ago and now the forecast is calling for snow here today.....

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