Me (as I'm getting into the shower): Does this vast expanse of soft smooth skin get you all excited? Do you want to touch it's velvety smoothness?
Mosquito (sitting on the screen outside the bathroom window): Buzzz.. buzzz.. buzzz buzz buzz.
Me (to mosquitos): ha ha ha ha ha..... sucka!
Teapot (from bedroom): You're weird!
Me: Slap! Sh-t... one bit me! Look there's mosquitoes in here!
Teapot: Serves you right for taunting them...
Me: (sigh) Where's the Afterbite!
1 comment:
Ha ha, thanks for the laugh. Those little bu--ers seem to be everywhere. Even in the blustery wind they are chasing me in the garden. Out there they win, in the house I win when I pull out my "Executioner" and swat madly until I hear that great crack of doom for the mosquito.
ceejay
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